Relationship 101 with BashiraGujjar

I always asked people to define relationships and everything in one sentence. I never got a really convincing answer so I figured to come up with my own definition of relationships and its different stages. So, here goes nothing:

Single - Your not screwing anyone sadly or your screwing everyone.

Relationship - We screw each other, get up in the morning and live our  lives.

Commitment - We screw only each other.

Marriage - You don’t screw anyone neither do I .

A good wife - Someone who lets you have your stripper weekends.