Sponge bob

I hate the fact that I can sing the whole jingle of the show. There has been something off about that cartoon from the start (besides the obvious gay sponge who is always high on something and wants to cheer every one up) . Today I was sitting and looking at some of the quotes from the show and my first reaction was Woah dude! that is some deep stuff ( and no I’m not high , just at work)

So thought to put some of the quotations from the show here :

Spongebob: “Squidward this is great. Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us.”

Spongebob: “You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…well, that would just be ok.”

Sandy: “Stupidity isn’t a virus… but it sure is spreadin’ like one!”

Spongebob: “You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!”

Squidward : “Friends are like potatoes, you eat them, they die”

Squidward: “This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color.”

Mr. Krabs: “The boy cries you a sweater of tears…and you kill him.”

Patrick: “Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are (as he drools).”

Patrick: “You mean they’re taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought… I think.”

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