Relationship 101 with BashiraGujjar

I always asked people to define relationships and everything in one sentence. I never got a really convincing answer so I figured to come up with my own definition of relationships and its different stages. So, here goes nothing:

Single – Your not screwing anyone sadly or your screwing everyone.

Relationship – We screw each other, get up in the morning and live our ┬álives.

Commitment – We screw only each other.

Marriage – You don’t screw anyone neither do I .

A good wife – Someone who lets you have your stripper weekends.


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Fahim Akhter

Fahim is a product manager with over 10 years of experience currently working as product head at MONT5. He focuses on user centric centric design, especially on brand, user experience and revenue product challenges. Prior to joining MONT5, Fahim's has worn multiple hats during his career from game production to product development but the emphasis has always been on creating unparalleled user experience and to help startups to make complex products more engaging. He has worked on diversified portfolio of startups including games, apps, education and e-commerce with product reach of 10M users across the globe. Fahim is a computer science graduate from FAST Islamabad. He volunteers for education and mentors students and startups, to help them grow and drive innovation.

2 thoughts on “Relationship 101 with BashiraGujjar”

  1. Probably not everything can always be defined in just once sentence. And your definitions only and very clearly show how you play your part in relationships which deduced from this post is “only screwing”.

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