I always asked people to define relationships and everything in one sentence. I never got a really convincing answer so I figured to come up with my own definition of relationships and its different stages. So, here goes nothing:
Relationship – We screw each other, get up in the morning and live our lives.
Commitment – We screw only each other.
Marriage – You don’t screw anyone neither do I .
A good wife – Someone who lets you have your stripper weekends.