Taliban – Action Figure ++

Calling all entrepreneurs, if the Taliban are going to be any good to anyone in the world (of course including their own people) the time is this. So check this out!

Ok! Consider a cool green action figure with a classy camouflage ranging from the big gown to hunter jackets. The Taliban action figure will come with rocket launchers AK-47’s and the special suicide pack (which of course you will be able to use only once)

We can have original Allah Akbar sounds to the local army shouts. Available in a double action figure pack with a cool Taliban Barbie in a big blue gown. Just consider the hours your kids are going to spend playing and learning the way of the Taliban. Ah the joy!

Now, for the feature of the night (drum rolls please) we present to you for full family entertainment. Load the AK-47’s on the Taliban…………… quite simple actually loading one AK-47 is equal to 10 points the more you load, the more points you earn, but of course there is a time limit after which the Taliban turns on his suicidal mode.


WTF ( Worse Than failure ) Interview

So I gave the interview at this company, here’s the deal we are going to talk about it like this once and this won’t be mentioned for the rest of our lives. This was officially the most humiliating day of my life, lol. Well everything was going pretty ok and nice and easy.They asked from the .net framework my project and all the usual none sense from the difference of virtual and pure virtual to CLR.

The guy asked about dijkestra which I told and well which wasn’t it I told ksrukal instead of dij anyways I was confused and he went like “If you don’t know it say it don’t go around beating the bush”. I was like aaaa ok and then I proposed to him, maybe that wouldn’t have gone have bad. I said the word that should never be said in the history of computer, I slow uttered “Heap” without thinking and that was it. The end of my dignified life and the start of a misery that went for another 10 to 15 minutes. He went into heap from one and and well came out from a end that I never thought actually existed.

My favourite part was coming next, the cute looks they started giving to each other. They knew the Trojan horse had done the trick and I was doomed. Smiling he said thanks that would be it.

‘Pregnant Man’ gives birth, Doh!@&$

Pregnent Mate, Courtesy Barcroft Media
Pregnent Mate, Courtesy Barcroft Media

ok I’m not going to get into the whole news and awe he had a baby routine, just want to skip that part you can read it on BBC News. What I really do want to say is “WTF”, the first time I saw it I was nice, good Photo shop effects. Then it all just turned a little weird, but still I’m happy I think a lot of people should be and would be happy. Like it’s not going to be so hard to tell your parents that your Gay or something, because their more worried about you getting pregnant. Hey, did you know robin’s son is pregnant and he’s only 16. And the poor lady is going to hide her head for a long time.

“The 34-year-old gave birth to a baby girl at a hospital in Bend, Oregon, ABC News reported, without providing further details. Beatie, who sports a beard, was dubbed the ‘pregnant man’ after appearing on Oprah Winfrey’s television talk show to discuss his pregnancy.”,Yahoo News

Anyways, moving on to better things, finally now I can kick my imaginary girlfriend’s ass. We men don’t need you anymore (of course I will have to go through major surgery and shit but whatever) we make baby our self, we like you no. Finally, I think no more fights over women it’s going to be a peaceful and tranquil place. All thanks to one lad (well technically) from America. Go make us men proud homey (while I go through up).

FireFox Addon , Colorize

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something really cool I found, of course I’m going to say its cool so you download it.There are so many times you drag the eyedropper from photo shop onto the web page thinking maybe its going to select the color this time. Its irritating at times not seeing the color. So this little pluggin is the solution to the copy the color problem.

A really small add-on which is really useful for designers. Just click on the colorize eyedropper icon and hover it over on any part of the page. Its going to you its RGB and that’s about it save it and chill out!

And yes it supports FireFox 3.0

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FireFox v3.0 , simpler , faster, Better!

The new Clean 3.0:

Download the third and the best release of Firefox (official Link)
Download it from miniNova.org

Finally something which says like Microsoft’s every single product the new simple and clean version with bla bla usability and crashes at the end. The key features which you feel that really make a difference in the first run are.

Beta vs 3.0 :
When testing the beta version I could not feel much of a difference between the two, the only place where I did feel the difference was when my old addons which now I think they are like a part of my Firefox didn’t really work.

Speed – Actually pretty fast:
The new version takes only 60MB in your RAM and is actually quite light you keep on opening the page and it doesn’t really matter like it used to at times in the previous versions.

Lots of speed issues have been resolved in this version making browsing and switching between windows really fast. Besides browsing the product itself seems to be working more smoothly then ever. When the Firefox team said they removed 300 speed bugs they actually meant it!

Navigation – Smooth as hmm now let me think of a good metaphor
The new Firefox comes equipped with an improved address bar. When you start writing you don’t only see the link in the auto complete but also the icon and the Title of the page, which makes it a lot easier to navigate. Still equipped with the old Google search (never gets old).

The auto complete in the web forms is a also a lot better, or rather lot cleaner than the previous versions and it does not take as much time as earlier.

Resume Download – Yes Finally its here!!!!
The resume option in the download is finally here, now you don’t have to say oh crap after you click yes when Firefox asks you want to close Firefox with two downloads in progress. The downloader is a lot better and smooth than the previous on and well the resume option is a blessing.

Save Your Pages – no Boss Trouble
I so hated the fact when you have like 20 tabs and you have to close the window cause the Boss is blabbing you lost like everything. But now before exiting you can actually save the space :D

Addons – Easy maintenance
Unfortunately you still need to restart Firefox every time you add a new add on. But now you don’t have to push the button I hated the most, get more extensions. Now you can browse for addons simply in the addons pop-up box and download the one’s you like directly.

Conclusion – hmmm
I think even Firefox 2.0 was a lot better than IE but this beat’em all by far.

World Peace / Metropolitian

Warning! All content is highly amateur stupid and doesn’t make sense 99% of the time readers discretion is advised.

Metropolitan : The place where you can beat a homey up and get away with it, with no one asking what happened.

From Islamabad to Delhi, London and Back… I love them all I love the serenity or nobody caring. I love the hot chick on who every lads eyes are. I love the corner bar where you have to pay first before you enter. I love the only couples cafe’s which make you feel lonely.

God I missed you metro’s so much, I missed your big widened roads which are always under construction. Your posh posh Restaurants where you sit look around you and make yourself feel good. I love the feeling of humiliating someone who you know can’t hit you back. I love the feeling of being above the law cause your dads a big fat government dick head.

I love the elections where you know doesn’t matter who you vote for the moron’s going to win.

World Peace : Like any other two legged animal, I like peace and serenity in my life, I’m against whats going on there and there and of course there…. not to forget that country raiding over that country and making that country look bad. I don’t like that , I just want a tree house a bit fat ass one with a nice view sit there keep some dogs shoot em up (the birds I mean) lead a simple life (of course a swiss bank account with loads of cash in it).

But I’m a man, I want things quick and nice I want this all to be over with so I devise a plan. I get creative, I start it off by suicidal bombings what better way to world peace then a suicidal bomb ayee… I find the solution to every thing, the pills the doc gave me once a day, I take em all…. I want it quick it I want it clean…..

I plant a bomb around my waste and run into the crowd with all those kids and mothers, what better way to world peace then a suicidal bomb

Emergency , Martial Law , The Media and well ME!

Had a lot of discussions rather arguments in the university with not one but a group of people. And well the conclusion I’ve come to is people like to put their own incompetence and blame every thing on the government. On the matter what the government has done for us, and of course our favorite topic unemployment. Would anyone like to enlighten me how much the government gave to bill gates, Sir Richard (virgin group), Manesh Bhatia (hotmail) ? We are willing to put 5Lac

and get a visa to another country because *their isn’t anything in Pakistan*. Rather use the brain and time and make something up here. Manesh Bhatia was rejected on his Hotmail proposal 25 times but he knew he had something.

On poverty , can you tell me five people you know that died because they were hungry ? My dear friend more people die of hunger in the US then in Pakistan statically speaking. Over a hundred murdered take place only in Detroit alone on a single working day. There is more drug and alcohol abuse in other countries then Pakistan.

On “Religion” , religious is a person who has all the facilities lives in the crappiest place. A strip club at his door step and a pub next to him but prefers to the mosque. Its not the person who has a gun pointed on his head and the maulana says have a beard or my 45mm is going to do the trick.

On jihad, I’m sorry suicidal bombings on passer by people because they live in the country or their the other religion even our own.Well HELLO! open your eyes.

On sawat issue , A maulana sahib with tea mugs saying jihad or death. I think there are more ways to it.

On emergency and Marshal Law , I think if all the generals are after your ass you would’ve done the same.

On Pakistan supporting America, Stop talking to people in Pakistan stop watching the propaganda of Geo and go outside the country and every one knows Musharaf had two choices Pakistan or Afghanistan what would have you chosen ?

On Free Media , lol … That phrase always makes me laugh. Did you ever tried watching FOX , BBC how many times they contradicted their dictators? When on Aaj you have your four man show. A guy dressed up as a girl , being the “IT” thing right now. Azfar and Mani , beating the crap out of every one from 12-2 every Saturday . How much of an open media do you want? Tell me one thing who is running the media? its people just like us. Who when born had two things done to them one azaan cause your Muslim two hate the government who so ever it is cause your a Pakistani.

We love to see people go down don’t we ? Tell me before Musharaf how many governments in Pakistan completed their tenure ?

On the country governed by the Dictators or the Army. Just humor me my friend when in the last 70 years the country has prospered ? If I’m not wrong , it was Zia , Yahya and now Musharaf the rest of the time can you tell me what the politicians did? What did the politicians did these five years except taking T.A.D.A and walking out in the Parliament.

You want a Islamic constitution, why didn’t you elect MMA in the elections which was the right way… Oh sorry I totally forgot the right way to is to blow half the population that would take care of all the problems , poverty , inflation and America. Its like don’t eradicate Poverty eradicate the poor isn’t it ?

You want a revolution they don’t come from politicians they come within the people do you have what it takes? and by the way revolution against what? You took over the government you have a Khalifa now what ? The best you can do is close down the chin ease masseuse centers. Thats surely going to solve the problems of Pakistan….

Maybe we want a leader who sits on the tele with her 1million bucks glasses with sera lion diamonds in it, Or maybe even whose too afraid to come and a million people listen while they stare at a phone with 30 mikes on it.

I just don’t know why is it every one trying to make it more harder for the poor country then it already is let it be play your part. And start doing something instead of Getting a big pack of black cotton and getting the prints and walking around with them, my dear peace loving people.

We talk about Jobs , if you come to the university at 8.30am leave at 1.30pm take classes do assignments get a straight 4CGPA. You don’t know how to act talk around people and cry their not jobs my brother there are jobs look in the right places.
“Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.” Einstein

I know a guy who had been in a company for three months wanted one months leave they said no just said ok I’m resigning and they knew what he was and gave him the leave. I know people who went straight on 60k just because of their projects. So stop putting black labels watch Geo on the internet if you want. Study and be the guy that people want you, you don’t want them.

There is no conclusion,no nutshell, no butts and therefore just a pray, stop fighting look within yourself be a better person first then worry what should be on tele who not..

life’s short don’t make it harder on others, on yourself thats your bussiness